lydiduh:

But why is Danny Elfman doing the music for 50 Shades of Grey?!

"He’s going to touch me… there!”

[Wacky haunted circus music surges in intensity]

(via feministrhymeswithwitch)

thewalruswasdave:

sick

is this the lorax

thewalruswasdave:

sick

is this the lorax

  • yall as counselors: pls do not be sad friend!!! the stars love you and want to kiss your flesh which is made of sunlight and small bugs!! uwu

starfleetrambo:

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.

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(via beyonce-mitosis)

bonus: my friend being pissed that im holding a cat and she isnt

bonus: my friend being pissed that im holding a cat and she isnt

my snapchats are good as heck

asker

Anonymous asked: I had a dream where you visited with Wasabi and we dressed her up in different outfits! It was adorable!

iguanamouth:

it wasnt a dream and magic is real

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hairandbrokenglasses:

hell yeah

reblogging cuz i look good as hell