iwasrepeals:

Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

(via easilyhumored)

runwithskizzers:

rebeccaschinsky:

99 Red Balloons played on 99 actual red balloons. This is why we have the internet. 

Jeez louise this is incredible

(via olmneely)

afro-dominicano:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Whites riot over pumpkins in NH and Twitter turns it into epic lesson about Ferguson, aka The Best of #PumpkinFest, PT 1. #staywoke

in this week’s episode of shit black folks would get murdered or jailed with no trial for

(via herstarlight)

Reblog if you would date a robot. I’m not a robot I’m just asking for a friend. I have skin.

punlich:

kiloueka:

punlich:

kiloueka:

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

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I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

(via thisisbaileystumblr)

i dunno who this jamie mathieson dude is but he wrote the only 2 good episodes of this season of dr who so i hope he writes more

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

(via unclefather)

silohouettes:

simplefoetus:

silohouettes:

silohouettes:

I actually love dogs more than most people tbh

no homo tho

why no homo?

the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe

(via kingmunsterxvii)

neptunain:

obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing

(via unclefather)